Developer, founder, and SEO nerd
I built SEO Roast because founders do not need another giant report.
I have paid for audits, read the 80-page PDFs, and still ended up asking the only question that matters: what should I do first?
SEO is not just metadata. It is product strategy, competitor research, and distribution in one messy pile.
That is why every roast is recorded. I walk through your site like a founder would: what Google can crawl, what competitors are stealing, what pages are missing, and what would actually move signups.
The goal is not to look smart with 100 recommendations. The goal is to hand you the 5-10 moves that matter, in order, so your team can ship instead of debating a PDF.
You do not get generic SEO theater. You get the next right moves.